Man Spontaneously Combusts While Watching Porn [Wtf]

by Justina on April 15, 2011

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Nobody knows how it happened, but a San Francisco man walked into a sex shop, sat down to watch some porn, and later came barreling out of his booth completely engulfed in flames. What the hell was he watching? More »

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Anonymous April 15, 2011 at 7:59 pm

The first thing to pop into my mind is that he mistook gasoline for his lube. The second thing to pop into my mind is how much that would hurt. The third thing was, oddly, an episode of Law & Order SVU where a guy got lit on fire. Then I lost my erection. So I guess I won’t be following behind him.

Mischif

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