In the old days, females never wanted to make their man feel unmanly, so they kept his inability to perform in the bedroom as a secret never to be told. Today, females are much bolder, and at times, they can describe their man’s performance in one simple term: WACK! Some men become embarrass and react in an irrational manner, while some take the criticisms as the door for more success at the next trial. At the end of the day, some of us men are very selfish, but a large number of us are not; we are “Sexual Knights”.
Some of you have never been introduced to a sexual knight, so there is a good chance that you are asking:
“What in the world is a sexual knight?”
Once you have an encounter with a sexual knight, your lack of words to explain the experience will be your confirmation that you have just experienced a man of a different caliber. To him, sex is an event that has one ultimate goal, which is to satisfy you in every way possible. In his sexual world, limitations to please you will never exist; he can and will exhaust the very limits that you had once set upon yourself due to the inability of all these brave men who once thought they had accomplished the goal of satisfying you. He understands the many ways that he can be gratified, and equally realizes that these pleasures, which he has experienced, can easily lead him to conclude that there are an infinite amount of ways to please his lady. He guarantees you satisfaction because he will use every part of your body, and undeniably, he will lead you to believe that no skin was left untouched. At every occasion, a sexual knight will enter this event as if it is his last moment to please his lady.
For him, he compares the magnitude of this task to be as great as an NFL Super Bowl Championship. Regardless of how he feels after the time-shared, seeing you at the peak of your excitement will bring him enough satisfaction to judge his performance as complete. He is the definition of unselfishness in the bedroom that all females seek to share with their lover. He has mastered his skills in a manner where he is second to no one; that is, not only does he know the very touch that will make you say ‘ah’, but he knows that you will never have that feeling as if it was not enough.
But here’s the truth, the world is not fair which means that not all of you can have yourself a sexual knight nor does every man have the abilities and skills to become a sexual knight. If that were the case, most females wouldn’t be left wondering,
“Is that really it?”
The average man will last anywhere from three to seven minutes on a good day, give or take. For men, this will seem like an eternity, while for females it will be the start of a morning jog; you’re not sweating yet! No matter what the duration is, most men will almost always be satisfied at the end of the night. They might not feel great about their performance, but they will always reach their peak. It takes the average female about 29 minutes to reach her peak. The result is clear; please do the math…
Ladies, unfortunately your selection of men will leave you with only three options:
1) Your man will be content with his poor performance and will ignore your recommendations.
2) He will attempt to take your advice in order to give you a better showing the next time around.
3) You will surprisingly fall in love with a sexual knight, which will make this legend become a true story in regard to your own pleasure.
I guess if all of you had a sexual knight, all of this would sound too much like a fairy tale! At the end of the day, if you really love your man, you can opt to take his horrendous performance as a compliment; that is, you were so good that your man could only afford to give you one round. Is that so bad? You can always give a “B” for effort.
So does a sexual knight make or break a relationship?
