- Soothing, vibrating body massager
- Strong, yet quiet motor
- Compact & Discreet
- Waterproof
- Perfect for the tub, pool or spa!
Product Description
About half the size of the original floating toy, the Travel-Size I Rub My Duckie is sized just right for travel, yet offers amazingly strong vibration though still quiet and waterproof. Available in Yellow, Black, Pink… More >>
Big Teaze Toys Travel Size I Rub My Duckie Personal Massager, Purple
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This is a quality item. Everyone needs one in their bath or shower for those moments… ;*)
Rating: 5 / 5
Gosh, this was given to me as a gag gift and I have to admit we got quite a laugh out of it. I brought it home and had no intention of actually using the thing but did make the big mistake of placing it in my bathroom. There was NO WAY I was going to make it with a duck….!
I kid you not, the thing, night after night, kept winking at me! Now I shower in the morning, rather quickly, so there was no problem then…it was at night when I take my bath! I swear the little guy was flirting with me! Now I know that Leda kicked it with a swan (she swore later it was actually Zeus, but I have my doubts), but even so and if it were true…hey we are talking a God; Zeus! This little guy does not even resemble a minor deity, much less the Big Man himself! No, I did not want to lay a couple of eggs afterward, as with my luck I would not hatch out a Helen or Polydeuces but rather something that resembled Cheech and Chong or Medusa and Daisy Duck.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I am admittedly weak willed..some call this being a push-over, but be that as it may, I finally caved in to the little quacker’s blandishments. Oh my, things were going so very, very good! All was well and I was just about there! My toes had started curling, my legs were drawn back and quivery, my cheeks were flushed, my respiration had increased, I was making little whimpering sounds, and I have no doubt my eyes were dilating…and then clunk! The little critter just up and stopped. I mean flat out stopped. I had to finish myself! Desperation and humiliation combined…not a good thing!
I can only assume that this was a male duck that got what he wanted, and then simply rolled over and went to sleep…soooo typical! As I thought about it later I realized that he did not even bother smoking a cigarette before checking out. I was mortified.
And I did not even get a cheeseburger, much less an expensive meal in a nice place. Sigh.
I cannot recommend this product in good faith as it is sort of a hunk of junk…as a matter of fact I really cannot recommend men in general all that much, but to each her own I suppose.
Rating: 5 / 5
This has very strong vibrations, but it most definitely is NOT as quiet as it claims. There are others on the market (albeit, not as cute) that are a great deal quieter. It has good vibration quality, though. I’d recommend it if you don’t mind the noise.
Rating: 3 / 5
Wish it was bigger, but still works great. Highly recommend seller, would buy from again!!
Rating: 4 / 5
this stopped working shortly after purchase. new battery didn’t help- it works only while you push in hard on the rotating on/off switch. just poor quality control.
Rating: 1 / 5